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Most Conservative: 3,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,243rdMost Armed: 3,500th
The Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
This whole nation is a sh*tpost.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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HATRED AND BIGOTRY

Population756 million

CapitalNew Mombasa
LeaderThe Lawd

CurrencyCredit
AnimalOrbital Drop Shock Trooper

The Colony of HATRED AND BIGOTRY is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Lawd with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 756 million HATERS AND BIGOTS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HATRED AND BIGOTRYian economy, worth 139 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,612 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,890 per year while the poor average 38,065, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for HATRED AND BIGOTRY, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. HATRED AND BIGOTRY's national animal is the Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HATRED AND BIGOTRY is ranked 82,563rd in the world and 1,823rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.3 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Conservative: 3,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,243rdMost Armed: 3,500thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,643rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,911thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,489thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,871stFattest Citizens: 9,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,578thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,407thLargest Retail Industry: 20,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,315thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,348thMost Secular: 22,578th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionMost Conservative: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 185th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 386th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 469th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 490th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 508th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 510th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 559th in the region

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