The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The powerhouse New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 2.26 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,904 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,456 per year while the poor average 8,884, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, preservative-laden New Amerikan Republician cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 242,774^th in the world and 4,947^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 608.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.