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Most Compassionate Citizens: 363rd Largest Welfare Programs: 386th Best Weather: 435th
The Hail TEP of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Marsupial Murderer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.236 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.236 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 421 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,286 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 174,843rd in the world and 6,744th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -29.83 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 363rdLargest Welfare Programs: 386thBest Weather: 435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 469thNicest Citizens: 471stMost Pacifist: 512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 585thMost Inclusive: 724thMost Beautiful Environments: 752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 907thLongest Average Lifespans: 930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,612thHealthiest Citizens: 1,721stTop
Most Influential: 2,284thSafest: 2,351stLowest Crime Rates: 2,603rdMost Developed: 2,638thLargest Governments: 2,958thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,288thMost Secular: 4,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,425thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,624thSmartest Citizens: 6,073rdMost Cultured: 7,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,274thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,299thMost Efficient Economies: 14,412th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionSafest: 66th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 327th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 359th in the regionMost Stationary: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 441st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Populations: 531st in the regionNudest: 579th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 612th in the region

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