The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.371 billion Pakotskì love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,290 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,760 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, scientists take credit every time it rains in The East Pacific, finders keepers is the law of the land, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 156^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 28,149.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.