Population | 13.965 billion |
Capital | Võlatsk |
Leader | Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv |
Faith | Welfarism |
Currency | danirtsk |
Animal | marmot |
The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.965 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,958 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,474 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Pakitsk is ranked 343rd in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 215.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Community of Mobian Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
- : Pakitsk endorsed The Republic of The City of Philadelphia.
World Assembly
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