by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st
The Welfarist Wardenate of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Ecltsk ont Frtotsk
Vlaks Avēls Prkōv
Chief Minister, Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.925 billion

LeaderVlaks Avēls Prkōv


The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vlaks Avēls Prkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.925 billion Pakotsk are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 845 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,756 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pakatska language, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Marmot Dung" has been declared a national treasure, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and Vlaks Avēls Prkōv's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 559th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.67 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201stNicest Citizens: 226thBest Weather: 229thMost Pacifist: 234thMost Inclusive: 263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 327thMost Beautiful Environments: 386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462ndMost Developed: 559thMost Influential: 612thLongest Average Lifespans: 637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 697thHealthiest Citizens: 824thMost Advanced Public Education: 832ndMost Secular: 940thSafest: 1,040thLowest Crime Rates: 1,098thLargest Governments: 1,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,349thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,504thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,660thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,836thSmartest Citizens: 2,948thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,466thMost Efficient Economies: 4,909thMost Cultured: 6,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,618thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,271stMost Income Equality: 9,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,030th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 296th in the regionLargest Populations: 406th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 524th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, Vlaks Avēls Prkōv's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Marmot Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Pakitsk endorsed The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
  • : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
  • : Pakitsk endorsed The Empire of Vernkhalla.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pakatska language.
  • : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Empire of Vernkhalla.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, many friends and relatives of Vlaks Avēls Prkōv have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 329 » H-Zhena, Norgsveldet, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Swiftwhiskers, Shinnokawa, Sericena, Squid Ruinosa, Am Echad, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Kangarawa, Wiranath, Dragonia, The Empire of Rijelv, Avalon Ascendancy, Tel Mithru, United China Nation, Peatiktist, Amjedia, Headpat Central, CheeseBurrito, Unger under over, Broengtopia, Osterreich und Ungarn, Lantros, New Leganes, Our Gods, British Calradia, Axdel, Rhealaliit, Shavara, Brotherland, Neruch, TURKEYISM, Ridann, Arkantis, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Roliganistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, New Terabithia, Cameronia Excellentia, Qui sequuntur somnia, Arcanama, Aeljae, Bortalandet, Aihon, The Holy Utopian Republic, Dragons Blood, and 279 others.Bullpups, Hizuru, Kelsyth, Slui, Kalaratri, Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Angel of Charity, Emberwood Coast, Chria Deau, Freedom Fascists, Ruso-Germania, Indrapore, Arpino, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Talitoa, Brethren, Kampf Empire, Aklevin, Abadong, Nova-Columbia, Federated States of Zootron, Ska Hydorordia, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, United Fire Dazurdt, BearStackof2015, Eridue, Just Vale 2, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Chile-Paraguay, Stellar Colonies, Magosconity, Valdwall, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Akorial, Barfleur, Adavan, Styklelilere, Bakaworld, Bai Lung, Adolanta, AngusEssa, Atlia Sonis, Monezambique, Chubaka, EnderShnovia, Chols Worithopia, Dark Edgyness, Coequalia, Blazing Samaritan, Darkfull, Archooli, Elejamie, Ellsonian Dominion, Drunken Seal Islands, Endertopias, Enlil, Galve, Constructbegin, Goodnamesarerare, Norjis, Kaigi, Imperial Akatsuki, Hokolokia, Impia Aghte, Harro Waarudho, Karatol-Advenra, Kublam, Laikantar, Layngderfleethe, Edmontia, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Kucia, The Death Syndicate, North Insomnia, Puckconnolly, Seri Tai Republic, New Bradenia Ghost, Solis Ortis, Sansangra, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Pightinbotanoffen, Someseni, Mundiferrum, Nazagully, Matdor, Reftaria, Ouroboric, Kagorg Bra Corna, ReeK, Rokaku, Slonful, Blobbo, Riveraland, Slys Paws, Propwash, ArenaC, Pengnia, Joundia, Firenation91, Sojaristan, Abtracnt, CopyCato, The United Neo American Union, America Mjolnir, Slongs, Zebrena, Skandinavistan, Bytes, Stanisiti, Dahom, Kriov, Plazland, Sanah, Libertanny, Ayaupia, Rakshuland, Liberstankonia, Kario and Nix, Goral, Sen Jast, Rhineheart, Dreamersistan, New Liberitad, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, Gajness, 3 14159265358979323846264, Greater South Carolina 2, The Green Blade, The Jamlandias, Pekweng, Hellingrad, Wallenburg, Hornetopia, Nyabugogo, La xinga, Newfound Prospero, Unitary Germania, Tuvaltastan, Iodinia, Khiralia, ImperFeudal, Encurage, Panbuggermayday, Great Algerstonia, Under Sea Desert, Cymru Broadcasters, United Luka, Servants of Gizmo, Norusura, Rage Mage, New Maiya, Irremais, Unified Republic of China, Dracacre, Laretia, Danelaw Scandinavia, Shin Konton, Zukchiva, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Monteconstance, Tshana, Termagants and Hoydens and Doxies Oh My, Empire of Ice Reloaded, Newark Aristocracy, Cantonese Union, Eagas, Marrabuk, New Blackthorne, Kelssek, Wolemoer, Mastariere, Survivoristan, Free Councilty of Arcadia, Drykoon, Fahrul, Titanomachia, Taurora, The armed savages, Dirty Americans, JKrzywda, Enou, Chianski, Ramaeus, United Order Republic, Northern Chile, Golbad, Interdimensional Waifus, Narinoland, Viperos, Adioration, Under Upper Antartica, Parasola, Sroomiea, Izone, The Militarius Imperium, The Romanum Legio, Arierlastan, New Upper Harconesa, Radroerhiel, Lower Krakatoa, Kyrloth, Crowlakistan, NewBorns333, Duracell, Aveyona, Vultuca, Modra, Violent Peacenicks, Stanktoniaaa, Tawuse, Maha-vedas, Caori, Avakael, One Green Nation, Griemvarant, Liguirra, Tretrid, Vilit Umanstan, East Luzon, Biggstonia, Laajem, Dankest Protato, Crimencia, Martonica, Uswyae, FreedomIand, The New Crimson Directorate, Death Valli, Bearclawlandia, Jimu, Merlovich, Meddacah, Federal Republic of Hetacia, Evrigenis, INTJ for life, Sunsistan, Oofery, Imperium Elysiamnos, Arkalarius, Monix, Rockafa, Volkarai, The Communist Foundation, East Malaysia, Glaqua, Phantia, Mintoff, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Rainbow Vests, Vaetalia, Last Democracy, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Didysis Vilnius, Morrowine, Dratava, Montagne Blanc de Saint George, Zaba Ana, Catiania, Vorion, Ocilbuper Eht, BelaLegosia, Oofeland, Citergue, World Assembly Reform, BuciLand, Amarit, Hyrule world, Teddington, Imperial Phoenix Terra, Cacnesia, Daam, Icelandic Imperium, Vernkhalla, and Pala Manaliattopia.

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