|Leader||Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv|
The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.925 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 845 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,756 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pakatska language, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Marmot Dung" has been declared a national treasure, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Marmot Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Pakitsk endorsed The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
- : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
- : Pakitsk endorsed The Empire of Vernkhalla.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pakatska language.
- : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Empire of Vernkhalla.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, many friends and relatives of Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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