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Most Compassionate Citizens: 422nd Largest Welfare Programs: 437th Best Weather: 503rd
The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Widow Maker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.909 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.909 billion Pakotský love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The all-consuming Pakatska economy, worth 341 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,366 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 42,567th in the world and 1,779th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 86.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 437thBest Weather: 503rdNicest Citizens: 546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 637thMost Pacifist: 663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 774thMost Inclusive: 843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,187thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,799thHealthiest Citizens: 1,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,204thMost Influential: 2,865thLowest Crime Rates: 3,524thLargest Governments: 3,929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,642ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,357thMost Secular: 6,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,815thMost Developed: 7,156thSmartest Citizens: 7,699thMost Cultured: 7,782ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,355thSafest: 9,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,498th
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 136th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 197th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionSafest: 311th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 437th in the regionMost Stationary: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 509th in the regionLargest Populations: 589th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 602nd in the regionNudest: 634th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 670th in the region

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