The Federal Republic of Republic of Rhode Island is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.82 billion Republic of Rhode Islandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Rhode Islandian economy, worth 256 trillion Dollar Rhode Islands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,875 Dollar Rhode Islands, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Rhode Island's national animal is the Bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Rhode Island is ranked 10,401^st in the world and 222^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.46 law-abiding acts per hour.