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Proctethia wrote:Should do.

Okay. What shall we roleplay about?

Techolandia wrote:Okay. What shall we roleplay about?

I have no idea...

Proctethia wrote:I have no idea...

I'm also having difficulty thinking of an idea.
Does anybody else have any suggestions?

*breaks the silence*
Is anyone else here?

Techolandia wrote:*breaks the silence*
Is anyone else here?

*lovingly reassembles the silence and reverently places it upon a pedestal*

Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Proctethia

Si-topia wrote:>.>
Oops.

Erm... Good night! 💙
*smooches and goes to bed*

Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and Proctethia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Erm... Good night! 💙
*smooches and goes to bed*

Night, night, Astro.

Linguiniland

The Solar System Scope wrote:Erm... Good night! 💙
*smooches and goes to bed*

*Silently walks in and ensures that TSSS is sleeping soundly. Turns on Spotify™, selects the Deep Sleep playlist, and adjusts the volume to a nice soothing level. Walks over to the thermostat and adjusts the temperature to 20°C. Ensures that the room is peaceful and that the fox is deep in REM sleep before I begin to dye his fur a nice bright pink.*

The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, and 6 othersAidenfieeld, Lily pad nation, Agalaesia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and Athena herculaneum

Linguiniland wrote:*Silently walks in and ensures that TSSS is sleeping soundly. Turns on Spotify™, selects the Deep Sleep playlist, and adjusts the volume to a nice soothing level. Walks over to the thermostat and adjusts the temperature to 20°C. Ensures that the room is peaceful and that the fox is deep in REM sleep before I begin to dye his fur a nice bright pink.*

*is soothed by the care, oblivious to the hilarious fashion act* uwu

Athena herculaneum

hello

Quiescent and Proctethia

Linguiniland wrote:*Silently walks in and ensures that TSSS is sleeping soundly. Turns on Spotify™, selects the Deep Sleep playlist, and adjusts the volume to a nice soothing level. Walks over to the thermostat and adjusts the temperature to 20°C. Ensures that the room is peaceful and that the fox is deep in REM sleep before I begin to dye his fur a nice bright pink.*

Ooh! Fabulous foxy!

Athena herculaneum wrote:hello

Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you the standard TSP greeting package, which consists of: a lampshade; a glass of SPIT (South Pacific Iced Tea), TSP's official drink; and a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Quiescent and Proctethia

A paper bag! Yet ANOTHER load pickle!

When will it end?

Fine brothers entertainment and Proctethia

Athena herculaneum

Techolandia wrote:Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you the standard TSP greeting package, which consists of: a lampshade; a glass of SPIT (South Pacific Iced Tea), TSP's official drink; and a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Thankyou I assume Sir, I see your a democracy, we should be friends, interested?

Techolandia, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Erm... Good night! 💙
*smooches and goes to bed*

Goodnight sweetheart
*tucks you in, gives a kiss, and turns off the light*
Sleep tight ❤️

Fine brothers entertainment

Wow, Techolandia is now here!

Quiescent and Proctethia

Fine brothers entertainment wrote:Wow, Techolandia is now here!

Me too.

Quiescent, Fine brothers entertainment, and Proctethia

The south crystal

I’ve returned!

Quiescent and Proctethia

Tylerstreet

The south crystal wrote:I’ve returned!

I've returned too - that absolutely hideous Christmas sweater my sister game me last year. And to think she spent a whopping ten bucks on it...

Quiescent, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Ooh! Fabulous foxy!

Mm, but I'm going to have to deduct points for a lack of glitter. At this stage in the competiton, contestants have to bring their all, and I'm just not seeing that here today.

Let's go the the instant replay for an in-depth analysis of the play.

Linguiniland wrote:*Silently walks in and ensures that TSSS is sleeping soundly.

Good technique, a standard opening manoeuvre.

Linguiniland wrote:Turns on Spotify™, selects the Deep Sleep playlist, and adjusts the volume to a nice soothing level. Walks over to the thermostat and adjusts the temperature to 20°C. *

And here's where inexperience comes in. No matter how comfortable, a change in the surrounding sound and temperature could have awaken the fox. Instead, a horse tranquilliser should have been utilised and jabbed right in the subject's body, using a pillow to prevent any screams of pain alerting others in adjacent rooms before they are rendered fully unconscious.

Like so . . .

The Solar System Scope wrote:*is soothed by the care, oblivious to the hilarious fashion act* uwu

*swiftly stalks into the room, simultaneously stabbing the fox in the hindquarter with a horse tranquiliser and smothering their face with a pillow for several seconds*

Now, notice how I didn't put the pillow on first. You see, the lack of air for that brief moment could have caused the subject to stir and perhaps flail, making any needle injections much more messy.

For this, I will rate Contestant #2's performance . . . a 7 out of 10.

Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia

The south crystal

Chills on the beach 🏖

*I break the silence.*

Athena herculaneum wrote:Thankyou I assume Sir, I see your a democracy, we should be friends, interested?

That's correct; I am a representative democracy. What exactly do you mean by being friends.

Athena herculaneum

Techolandia wrote:*I break the silence.*
That's correct; I am a representative democracy. What exactly do you mean by being friends.

Allies, confidants, compatriots ....

Techolandia, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia

Athena herculaneum wrote:Allies, confidants, compatriots ....

Yes; I would be willing for that.

Imperial kisses

The Solar System Scope wrote:Your mommy?

Yes... My mommy... ;-;

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