The South PacificBoard

West Khazana Finsstan's Quotes:
- "That void was prime real estate!"
- "This is why we have Monarchies"
Dhemixia's Quotes:
- "America is Ohioan."
Kimetsun's Quotes:
- "I knew it, I knew someone was going to do that, I knew it!" (In response to my reply to Kimetsun)
- "World News: Ohio declares war on America, also, Ohio declares independence"
Uvalor's Quotes:
- "Go Ask Alice should have won"
Blue stistan's Quotes:
- "I never thought someone would actually nominate me."
Evinea's Quotes:
- "Oh, I would like to nominate Philippinia for Local Council."
- "I can run for this term, but I need to regain any mental sanity I have lost before running again."
Orcuo's Quotes:
- "What’s life without reading quotes made by myself, ain’t I great?"
- "Canada: It’s a country"
- "The government should be accountable to the people, not vice versa."
- "Context matters."
- "From within your mind, no one else can find/The life that you inspire/From another place, not from outer space/But from some place even higher"
- "Death was a concept invented by the Jedi."
- "It would appear we the people in general are experiencing combustion or burning, in which substances combine chemically with oxygen from the air and typically give out bright light, heat, and smoke."
- "Am going blow you up"
- "Humor helps me deal with the bull crap I see online."
- "Wario starts a revolution in Portugal and takes over Italy."
- "The concept of 'The free romanians' implies that there is/was a ‘The Captured Romanians’."
- "Exactly, that’s what all trolls rely on, causing confusion and making us point fingers at each other."
- "Truth be told I don’t even know what I am."
- "You can’t attack me if I attack myself first!"
- "Here in Orcuo, there is no Sun/The skies are dark/And lifeless..."
- "Am I one of those Snapperwhippers?"
- "Imagine listening to the Sonic Mania OST for the 1,527th time..."
- "Curlyhoward ya silly goose! Got to learn ya English!"
- "What is going on here! I thought I told ya to stop pinging me for your water balloon fights!"
Marainta's Quotes (yes self quoting):
- "So was that three-month-long Quidditch match..."
- "You dislike Evi and Drystar? You have spoken for your own smiting and Doom. Prepare to be cast and consigned to the Void!"
- "Med exams are for river deltas!"
- "Blackmail is legal political discourse and you already like it"
- "You fool, you absolute monke, you believed Aiv would allow you a quiet and peaceful escape, well you thought wrong Shavara!"
- "Nothing is something: It is the absence of other things, being a thing to occur itself."
- "You are a figment of your own imagination."
- "*Last days of Pride Month? Gotta milk it for every cent and dime!* - Me during the last week of June"
- "Well, we *cough* dispose of any troublemakers in quick order, courtesy of our wonderful soon-to-be-leaving LCs Canadian, Evi and Drystar."
- "You can be annoyed, but don't annoy others with your being annoyed with them."
- "Hey Drystar, we've got a double-posting fledgling here who can't keep their eyes ahead. Whaddya we say we give 'em a hard-knocked learning in the art o' manners, no?"
- "Can it, brick bench. I am not your doom, but Doom Itself. You may never triumph over me..."
- "Too bad, I South Pacifican Poke Stick (TM) you."
- "Snippity snappity your post is now nappity"
- "You Fool! You've killed us All!"
- "You've been Dried Out. Try to not get Pirated."
- "It's always fun in the Pacifics!"
- "Why must you complain about my afternoon light entertainment sources?"
- "Use the Rankine scale; it's Jasiam's big hit! That wasn't a suggestion!"
- "I win, since I just tell you "Dyurt!" and leave it at that."
- "Eagle give Evi sorry, or Evi bring big boom-boom to Eagle."
- "Do any of us truly know? With life and character being dynamic as they are?"
- "Can't we just all accept each other, stop trying to force punishment on one group for the benefit of another? No?"
- "Wait, Drystar befriended someone? They don't really seem like the person to do that easily. (Sorry, Drystar, but that's your reputation to me: terrifying and occasionally funny with a side of Marainta dies.)"
- "And if you threaten me, your navy sleeps with the fish."
- "And I sunk them as they reached said coast. I think my ships and your ships should just permanently keep away from each other, right? It's not fair to the crews."
- "Rookie, I have such a short name that it cuts off this sente-"
- "Are you calling yourself and Auphelia old? How dare this come to pass! Stupid trollish youth, fooling you into the belief that you're obsolete! They must pay with blood!"
- "I will not mute myself."
- "They'd be smacked harder than I smacked Puzakistan's navy."
- "Why should I care what a sentient bench of bricks tells me to do/not do?"
- "LIES! HERESY! I WILL COMMAND DRYSTAR, ORCUO, AND CURLYHOWARD IN A HOLY WAR AGAINST YOU!"
- "FOR THE HONOR OF TSP!!!"
ARIAPOLIS01's Quotes:
- "I'm glad I'm not on there, lol." (In reference to this book)
Impero di malta's Quotes:
- "Dude STOP! I'M NOT COMMUNIST! I'M ITALIAN!"
Vavlar's Quotes:
- "And we wait for the mods..."
- "The more souls to devour that Auphelia can't!"
- "Come join me, you will regret it if you don't become protectorates."
Petea's Quotes:
- "S- s- s- su- s- sus. Oh hey, weʻre trying to find an imposter. TSP is literal AmongUs."
- "The moment I was founded here I knew that this was the region ever."
- "Really must stop feeding the trolls, yʻall."
- "Ok, now stay with me. This is the part where we make the conversation uniquely TSP. By starting a flame war."
Vrigny's Quotes:
- "Oh, simply, if you don't have any secrets to hide, you have nothing to fear. :)"
New roakia's Quotes:
- "I think everyone already knows that this is the region ever."
Bavaristan's Quotes:
- "Alright: promise is a promise, boys, it's nothing to worry about!"
- "I have an insatiable need to erase anything from existence that moves. I'll start with myself first."
TescoPepsi's Quotes:
- "Would you risk doing so considering alliances and all that?" (In rebuttal to New Xartoia's warmongering)
- "But killing a wood pigeon is an act of war!"
- "Yes! More corruption!"
The Front Range's Quotes:
- "We have as many “terrorist groups” as people, that’s why we came to exist."
- "If you threaten me, I don’t care, because you couldn’t invade us if you tried."
- "I’m sorry, how does oil drilling bring down automobile manufacturing? Is NS on crack or something?"
- "Hunting an endangered animal in their own jurisdiction where it is legal in not typically considered a valid casus belli."
- "Cows are slaughtered everywhere around the world despite being sacred animal in Hindu and Indian culture. But if I eat a burger, the Indian government doesn’t label me a terrorist and send secret agents to assassinate me."
- "Children should be in a workplace. They have to compensate for not having taxes."
- "Destruction 100"
- "Apparently a tree frog is an SCP."
- "Ethnic tensions cause monsoons then."
- "In one of my more recent past lives, I was a Sicilian peasant farmer who immigrated to the United States and took up a job in a Ford automobile manufactory."
- "In Scandinavian folklore I believe, trolls turn to stone when coming in contact with sunlight."
Los estados confederates de Mexico's Quotes:
- "Malicious quote editing and spam? Sounds like a violation if you ask me."
New Xartoia's Quotes:
- "BECAUSE I LACK UwU COMMENTS, MICHAEL!"
- "It's the only way to solve peace."
Xandev's Quotes:
- "Real power lies with those mysterious figures who hide behind the Veil of Darkness and control those with authority."
Alice Parker's Quotes:
- "Young whippersnappers. They need to respect their elders and betters."
Concrete Slab's Quotes:
- "Pretty solid! *wink*" (in response to Lile ulie islands' asking them how they're doing)
Saint Cinder's Quotes:
- "I say we send him to the rig. We suggest that brother Nyasaland get dance lessons from Volaworand. For interrogation, sacks and shots will be provided."
- "Alright, Albrook, what do we call your Delegacy? Albrogacy? Delabrook? Dabroogacy?"
- "I get a little bit tearful to think all the misery is just going to go away. I mean Canadian Dominion looks a bit shell shocked, but it's just not the same to poke a shell shocked goose with a stick."
Canadian Dominion's Quotes:
- "Your hockey team is cursed but it works." (In response to Unojo)
- "You would be smacked harder than I smacked Puzakistan."
- "Ah, the amazing Argentinian alley way restaurant."
Curlyhoward's Quotes:
- "Marainta, I'd slap me too, or at least throw the sponge at me. I can't help it."
Drystar's Quotes:
- "Ohh, communist robot parrots... do they have eye lasers? I want some."
- "Pakitsk would be upset with me if I caused a ruckus here."
- "While I respect your different opinion on this, the community decided to honor our fellow nations with the flag. Think of it as a majority vote, and then ignore it if it bothers you too much."
- "Some people just can’t take a compliment."
- "Wait... what, exactly, happens if you're kicked out of a feeder? Do you go live in Max's garage 'til he feels sorry for you?"
- "Drystar visits the forum once in a blue moon, Drystar can say pretty much whatever he chooses."
From the East Pacific:
Lointland's Quotes:
- "Lore lore?!" (In response to Azureano's comment of "Lore")
- "BRING IT ON! IN TEP WE TRUST!"
United commonwealth of american states' Quotes:
- "WE'RE THE BRITISH ARMY, AND WE'RE HERE TO TAKE YOUR LAND!"
Pakitsk's Quotes:
- "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, AND I SHALL APPEAR!"
Order of the Saint Dumas' Quotes:
- "No..no. not at all. I am just your friendly neighbourhood holy order..."
Aivintis' Quotes:
- "Sorry, were we not speaking English when we said coming back with different accounts after being banned is illegal here?"
- "The confidence the delegacy has brought me will be my hubristic hamartia."
- "No." (in response to being asked by South pacifican kilendjj to quote their post)
- "No clue, I’m just some guy. My ego is over the moon, though, so I’m going with it."
Albrook's Quotes:
- "There's a gif going around of a real white cat headbanging - like bobbing their head forward and back like they're jamming out to some beats. You should have no difficulty finding it in a search."
- "Nah, y'all frens - besides I asked Aiv if I could keep my Border Control. It's fun keeping this place clean for you peeps catJAM I also asked for the CMoRA role too...yeah what even is retirement. I already retired from NS once and came back anyway."
- "Careful not to let the copper stop you. Otherwise he'll put up a good fight - hope you got some bronze as well as brain if that happens."
- "I choose to continue whatever it was I was doing...cooking, couping, camping...whatever it was."
- "brb endorsing myself one sec"
- "Hi hi~"
Peatiktist's Quotes:
- "Did you hear that you can buy carbon and iron for the price of just one alloy? What a steel."
From the North Pacific:
Hiyzis' Quotes:
- "Murderous Thief and Tea drinking guy is back!"
From the Pacific:
Cohuila Y Tejas' Quotes:
- "I would like to nominate Laamiva for Local Council, even though I can't."
Special Quotes - - -
From dead nations:
Animal house recruiter's Quotes:
- "I think Nazis don't blush.
~ Bluto"
Scarsaw outpost bravo's Quotes:
- "If you have any questions about the game, or life in general, just post them and I'm sure someone would be glad to help."
Tsrill's Quotes:
- "If war is the answer, what is the question?"
Polkstreet's Quotes:
- "Goooooooooooooood Morning, South Pacific!"
Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland's Quotes:
- "In madness, security is born; in security, suspicion breeds and spreads like wildfire. This is the fundamental and maddening doctrine of this region, born of primaeval forces older than time itself."
- "Trust me, only a fourth of my doctors are not licenced..."
- "I see the flames of TSP are burning again..."
- "The south pacific is hell incarnate; when Dante wrote of the inferno, he was actually referring to the south pacific... Furthermore, like the inferno, the torment and torture here is far worse."
- "Who needs presidents when you can have portentous, gullible yes-men?"
- "You should watch your tongue lest you summon the powers that be..."
- "Correct, you get 100 points and can choose the category of the next round."
South pacifican kilendjj's Quotes:
- "TSP reminds me of Chicago. It's dangerous yet people still live in it."
- "Nah. You're going to Brazil my guy... YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL"
- "The nerdy root beer guy is back."
Shauvania's Quotes:
- "Sorry, but I don't think you will have your alts back. It seems you have been diagnosed with a case of being zero influence, also known as being "cringe". Symptoms include annoying mods, writing trashy role-play posts, having an invalidated opinion, and getting no maidens. Perhaps the worst of them all.
And no, endorsements will not give you our tier of superiority. You will never get our level of influence as mods will forever banish you to the rejected realms. However, we do have a cure, keep talking here and perhaps you will get the decency to stop acting like a hooligan and start earning some influence.
Who knows? Maybe you will be the next delegate of The East Pacific. Sike. You will be eternally cringe."
Shaybania's Quotes:
- "Thou shalt stop thine friend from being rekt."
Csango's Quotes:
- "Based. Be different from the norm. Commit warcrimes in any way possible."
- "I LOVE SHOOTING LOITERERS AT THE SUBWAY!"
Tsp bottomgear's Quotes:
- "Hammond! Ye Damn Goofed Up! Valvar is Blowin' up our damn ship mate! Gas 'em with exhoost fume!"
Bistritza
- "Good luck boiling that Indian Ocean, too much work for me."
Inadel's Quotes:
- "Why must we be presented with this mathematical argument of temperature measurements?"
Osterreich und ungarn's Quotes:
- “I’m sure any place you’re thinking of should be more than adequate.”
Sciencizon proximin's Quotes:
- "You are a fish."