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Ja pönt qi yällapi waill.
Actually it's quite easy.
Melicorium and Klysevia
how did melicorium put my post in the post
Melicorium and Klysevia
There is a button at the bottom right corner of each post that lets you quote that post.
oh thx
Melicorium and Klysevia
Jkai!
Hello!
There's a button on the right edge of a post called Quote, click on it and you can do it.
Yeah I just checked.
Melicorium, Bnia, and Klysevia
Post self-deleted by Bermp.
well i didnt know
Melicorium, Bnia, and Klysevia
Oh for sure, I'm definitely going to be getting new shoes after today :p
Yes!
VOTE FOR MEEEEEEE!!!
The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Concrete Slab, Bnia, and 2 othersCarthatska, and Klysevia
Well, Unojo's out.
it was a nice campaign.
Concrete Slab, Bnia, and Klysevia
Ja pönt llopti kadz moli.
Actually your speech's harder.
Melicorium and Klysevia
No, it’s perfectly fine to do that
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Purple Hyacinth, and Klysevia
I know that I went psycho on the phone
I never leave well enough alone
And trouble's gonna follow where I go
(And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)
But one of these things is not like the others
Like a rainbow with all of the colors
Baby doll, when it comes to a lover
I promise that you'll never find another like
ME!
Welcome back to my world, children. By now, we all know how these elections work, yes? The candidates make their positions known, court your votes, and we see where everything lands as the polls go on. It is a time honoured tradition, and one that I am quite pleased to take part in again. However, on occasion there can be nastiness in these elections. Tomfoolery! Rudeness! Some may say it is politics as usual, that it is the duty of politicians to denigrate one another in order to take out the competition.
Shall we begin at . . . the beginning? Good. As some of you may know, I am the longest serving Local Councillor in TSP history, having so far held a seat at the table for five terms. I possess the experience required to be a Councillor as well as a clear record of success in improving the RMB from where it was in my first term. Under my leadership and in cooperation with my esteemed colleagues across the many iterations of the Council I have endured, trolls and spammers have been quelled in record numbers, with thorough and effective safeguards against these evils being put in place to make TSP a safer community for us all to thrive in. Even such scourges as Amerion have been contained through my expertise and unrivalled skill.
Now we shall proceed with what you have all been waiting for: my platform and list of reasons to vote for me. I am a woman of principles. I have a core set of beliefs that you can be assured I will pursue with all possible power in your name. Promises and programmes that will make our beautiful gameside stronger and more robust than ever before! See, my sweet chickadees? I shall provide for you things you never knew you needed. Let the charade commence! Because I love my voters -
A truly terrible thing. Either think through your post carefully to add what you want to be in your post before posting, bother to edit your post, or simply wait for someone else to post. There is no reason to double post and it is a prime tool of spammers that is all-too-often taken advantage of. If elected, I will discuss with my fellow Councillors the process of strengthening our laws against this scourge.
Hideous creatures, foully polluting the cultural purity of our fair board. It is absolutely unacceptable that we should provide safe harbour to these criminals and miscreants who would seek to disrupt our pleasant and peaceful way of life.
Rest assured that with Auphelia on the Local Council, vigilance and ruthlessness will be key aspects of my tenure, to be fully utilised against anyone that disturbs you, my sweet children. And speaking of vigilance . . .
Every Councillor needs their group, a posse with which to keep eyes and ears all over the RMB. They need the trust of the community if they want to be kept abreast of all the goings on. As a member of the Geriatric League, I have the full resources of curmudgeonly old-timers with nothing better to do with their lives. As a long-time Councillor, I have connections with many former Councillors. And as a prominent member of TSP's thriving black market blackmailing and bribery rings, I have unparalleled to our Delegate Beepee and your Supreme Leader Amerion.
Councillors live and die by their ability to work together with their fellow Councillors. After five terms serving alongside various players whose views have at times been extremely close and extremely incongruous with my own, I have long since demonstrated my ability to work civilly with anyone who happens to serve alongside me. No matter who sits on the Council, I will work in earnest with them to create a beautiful future for all TSPers.
No matter what, you people keep pulling me back. This community has engendered the strangest sense of familiarity with me and I cannot thank you all enough for that. No matter how many times I must step down due to term limits, I will always come back for you. It is not often that Councillors disappear during their terms, but it has happened; you will never have to wonder where I am (it's likely right behind you with a knife).
I can be vindictive.
Cruel.
Monstrous.
We have many kind people running for Local Council, and many of them are truly delightful people. However, every Council needs someone who will suppress what needs to be suppressed without hesitation. Someone who will bring down the wrath of the CRS or Mods when it is necessary. Someone who will brook no disrespect from trolls or any other manner of spammer or vagrant that comes across our board. Drystar has served that roll admirably in my absence, but there is only one woman that can do what I do: me.
My one vice is the poll, that most beloved of TSP natural features. Effortlessly eclectic, my large catalogue of more than 200 TSP polls are available to you, and I intend in my next term to expand that to give you all more content and more choices! Never shall the polls go empty with Auphelia back on the Council, with all of the polling powers that come with it.
So when it comes time to vote in the upcoming elections . . .
Okay then!
I endorse Slab and Si for LC. Personally, I'm happy as long as Auphelia loses, but Slab and Si are my top 2.
You can continue to endorse your top 3 candidates :)
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The Solar System Scope, Melicorium, and Klysevia
*kneels and stares into your eyes*
I'll carry their torch
Melicorium and Klysevia
You could always vote Re-open to get Unojo back in the running...
Concrete Slab and Melicorium
But that's a lot of effort and we want to make sure this LC has a full term before they gotta pass the mantle off again in the summer :P
Also 
Saint Cinder why did you make this you're still in the running lmao
Wow 10 of you voted for me! Thats far more than I expected like 2- maybe 1.5 depending on which half votes! Is this what popularity is like? Will I finally be able to reach Beepee levels of fame? No, most likely not. The man radiates with big Beep energy. What a counter-productively FUTILE charade that must be! When will he shatter the shackles of ignorance to transcend the bane of a self-inflicted endorser! Oh no we just lost one? It's a shame but hey more pizza for the pizza party! During my time of trying to lose this election to spite Drystar, you’ve all quickly gone from precocious, lovable friendship of friends to problematic liabilities! How ridiculous! Are you trying to make me win this campaign? I won't stand for it! I mean let's face it, most of this charming ordeal has been unpleasant to the point of sucking a whole lot! Where is the blood Cinder? Wheres the Mud? Where is the Qvait wave check? I have clearly failed in every regard in delivering the drip.
How did we do it? Why would you the most wonderful of all gentlemen vote me? I have no idea!
A huge thanks to you who voted for me I shall honor thee with this dispatch! you're so good! Give yourself a round of applause! Fun fact when you guys voted me up I was in the process of making a defeat dispatch. Do not fret, I'm still making it but I have to go out of my way to make a new one! So thanks for that! Still going to lose no matter what! I'll make you guys proud! As is customary from failed campaign to failed campaign this one is for you. Do sit back and enjoy three or so more sentences until our budget runs out!
But first we must have a group picture! It's only fair to take one before we hit the ball pit. Originally we were going to have matching uniforms but due to artistic differences we had to go with something more power with a range of different designs.
(Picture features Agletgreenia,New Goldman, Terravainia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Western fardelshufflestein,Conexia, Felo, Treir, Proctethia, New free peru. Not shown Iym winterless and Aerilia for holding the camera badly)
Since you are here, why don’t you treat yourself and go out for cheeseburgers and chocolate milkshakes.. And take me with you.. And treat me too.
You may be wondering how I was being able to fund such an extravagant dispatch adventure. Well for legal reasons i'm going to say it was my campaign advisors smart idea to rob a bank. And who isn't as rich as Lady Jessica Rabbit?
Oh Boy she is pis.. she is really mad! RUN RUN WITH THAT LOOTBOX!!
Melicorium, Saint Cinder, and Klysevia
They never expected to get this far, they even said it in the RMB.
Concrete Slab, Melicorium, Saint Cinder, and Paganan
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