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Quotes taken out of context.

by The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:

*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:

*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:

...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:

Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:

today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:

(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:

thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish URBAN Dog wrote:

Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Socialist Lop wrote:

But I really don't like polygamy

The Weirdo wrote:

_{psst Ebonhand hide the cheese they must never know}

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In Ammmericaaaa, we measure things using corpses!

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Human Rights and all that nonsense.

Kabarakastan wrote:

why don't just use a human body? its literally the same

Santa C wrote:

Finally, now that I don't have to give presents I can watch N-17 sex/horror slashkiller rom-coms!

Bascora wrote:

Nah bruh that's not you that's Mrs Dursley

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I see a baby in his neck wtf!?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

He looks like the result of 14 generations of the same family having a orgy.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

No, it was me realizing I'd left a baby at a gangsters house

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The Pope, the Swiss guard, Henry VIII and his divorce addiction and if JFKs wife had been shot instead of him

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I have had a dream that I, um, I had, I- I could, I'll do, I-, I wants, I, I could do so, I-, I'll do, I could, I, I want, I want them to do me so much I could do anything.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

It was a normal day as I watched the beach from my beachside house as I drank some SPIT and blood just freshly taken from a crime scene when I saw Petea throw up a blue whale again. I groaned as I fed my 88th wife and 989 child to the whale again before it left me alone.

New Xartoia wrote:

You know, sometimes, i feel as if my previous death was because a large amount of kidney beans were shoved up my [CENSORED].

Volaworand wrote:

Sorry, how do you prefer to be violated?

Read dispatch

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In all its glory. The updated list

Quotes taken out of context.

by The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:

*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:

*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:

...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:

Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:

today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:

(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:

thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish URBAN Dog wrote:

Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Socialist Lop wrote:

But I really don't like polygamy

The Weirdo wrote:

_{psst Ebonhand hide the cheese they must never know}

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In Ammmericaaaa, we measure things using corpses!

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Human Rights and all that nonsense.

Kabarakastan wrote:

why don't just use a human body? its literally the same

Santa C wrote:

Finally, now that I don't have to give presents I can watch N-17 sex/horror slashkiller rom-coms!

Bascora wrote:

Nah bruh that's not you that's Mrs Dursley

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I see a baby in his neck wtf!?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

He looks like the result of 14 generations of the same family having a orgy.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

No, it was me realizing I'd left a baby at a gangsters house

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The Pope, the Swiss guard, Henry VIII and his divorce addiction and if JFKs wife had been shot instead of him

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I have had a dream that I, um, I had, I- I could, I'll do, I-, I wants, I, I could do so, I-, I'll do, I could, I, I want, I want them to do me so much I could do anything.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

It was a normal day as I watched the beach from my beachside house as I drank some SPIT and blood just freshly taken from a crime scene when I saw Petea throw up a blue whale again. I groaned as I fed my 88th wife and 989 child to the whale again before it left me alone.

New Xartoia wrote:

You know, sometimes, i feel as if my previous death was because a large amount of kidney beans were shoved up my [CENSORED].

Volaworand wrote:

Sorry, how do you prefer to be violated?

Read dispatch

Lol nice. I'm surprised this isn't 10 pages long already given all the wierd convo's we have here.

🤠
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cowboy

Volaworand wrote:

Lol go nuts

Go crazy.

AhAhAhAhAh

Go stupid

AhAhAhAhAh

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In all its glory. The updated list

Quotes taken out of context.

by The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:

*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:

*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:

...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:

Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:

today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:

(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:

thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish URBAN Dog wrote:

Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Socialist Lop wrote:

But I really don't like polygamy

The Weirdo wrote:

_{psst Ebonhand hide the cheese they must never know}

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In Ammmericaaaa, we measure things using corpses!

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Human Rights and all that nonsense.

Kabarakastan wrote:

why don't just use a human body? its literally the same

Santa C wrote:

Finally, now that I don't have to give presents I can watch N-17 sex/horror slashkiller rom-coms!

Bascora wrote:

Nah bruh that's not you that's Mrs Dursley

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I see a baby in his neck wtf!?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

He looks like the result of 14 generations of the same family having a orgy.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

No, it was me realizing I'd left a baby at a gangsters house

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The Pope, the Swiss guard, Henry VIII and his divorce addiction and if JFKs wife had been shot instead of him

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I have had a dream that I, um, I had, I- I could, I'll do, I-, I wants, I, I could do so, I-, I'll do, I could, I, I want, I want them to do me so much I could do anything.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

It was a normal day as I watched the beach from my beachside house as I drank some SPIT and blood just freshly taken from a crime scene when I saw Petea throw up a blue whale again. I groaned as I fed my 88th wife and 989 child to the whale again before it left me alone.

New Xartoia wrote:

You know, sometimes, i feel as if my previous death was because a large amount of kidney beans were shoved up my [CENSORED].

Volaworand wrote:

Sorry, how do you prefer to be violated?

Read dispatch

if you want to use a quote by me, i dont mind if you use it in the dispatch. i love it. no need to ask

Auphelia wrote:

ASCII art, you say?

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NORMAN THE TURTLE APPROVES THIS MESSAGE

Best post still goes to Auphelia

The South Afrikan Union wrote:

My words were marked indeed

hello :3

Inner Albania wrote:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a white room, a white room filled with rats, and rats make crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a white room, a white room filled with rats, and rats make crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a white room, a white room filled with rats, and rats make crazy.
and so on...

idk if this man is ok in 2024 he looks well… crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqZYHHNntk0

He put too much pepper 😭 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs

The Republic of Konsa wrote:

Drystar won't like that post

It was legal at the time. She used to post Norman the turtle on our allied regions RMB too. Such fun shenanigans chasing Norman the turtle from RMB to RMB.

The Republic of Konsa wrote:

Nah, I was talking about bringing up old post :p

Oh lol, well I did it in reference to the cowboy emoji posts, but I'll survive it he rules our regional cultural history out of bounds.

EDIT: I could point out that the community standards are silent on gravedigging posts.

Volaworand wrote:

Oh lol, well I did it in reference to the cowboy emoji posts, but I'll survive it he rules our regional cultural history out of bounds.

EDIT: I could point out that the community standards are silent on gravedigging posts.

RMB Guidelines

NationStates rules and our Community Standards also apply to the Regional Message Board, but the RMB has some additional rules that are specific to the platform.

Spamming is prohibited. This means avoid meaningless or unnecessary, repetitive, or single word/emoji posts. Don’t post three or more times in a row and use spoilers or “~snip~” quotes when quoting a long or rulebreaking post. If you’re quoting a post that tags people, take out the tags (often surrounded by [nation][nation] code). Avoid “gravedigging”, or quoting/responding to very old posts from long past conversations

I relax when it’s a Auphelia post. I also had them put that line in specifically.