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Auphelia wrote:

Small Stockpile Update:

872 Nuclear Weapons
901 Shields, currently ~2% of the total UPPERCUTS stockpile.

Oh my. I do enjoy some lovely hoarding.

Who are you, peasant

Hopefully the nukes can land “safely” on the enemy... because I just launched 2 nukes

Grand duchy of livonia wrote:

Who are you, peasant

Your worst nightmare, darling.

Also one of your Local Councillors, but I find that first bit sounds much more intimidating.

Yansu wrote:

She is a literal goddess. The Lovecraft kind.

I believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Grand duchy of livonia wrote:

I believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

As Pratchett says, you may bot believe in her, but she believes in you.

YES! 3 strikes on an innocent offline unsuspecting person!

HELP SOMEBODY PUT 97 TARGETS ON ME! ITS HORSEMAN OF THE APPCALYPSE! SOMEBODY HELP

Yansu wrote:

Don't worry, when the nukes are launched, I'll stop about 15.

Thanks. Just used 5 puppets to attempt to stop that psychopath crazy person

Yansu wrote:

You didn't target them, did you? Don't we have a Non-Aggresion Pact?

No, didn’t target HOTA.

A humongous, gargantuan thank you to all UPPERCUTSers who defended me from annihalation!

Proctethia wrote:

Good Morning!

Heyo~

Auphelia wrote:

Small Stockpile Update:

872 Nuclear Weapons
901 Shields, currently ~2% of the total UPPERCUTS stockpile.

Oh my. I do enjoy some lovely hoarding.

Why are you still awake? It's not good to miss out on that beauty sleep... :p

If you haven't already joined the Uppercut Discord, here is the link: https://discord.gg/ZhpnUND

Also, do not use shields against those that we have a NAP with until two minutes have passed.

EDIT: This is because the faction these nukes are coming from are supposed to handle them themselves.

Auphelia wrote:

It started with incredible thirst, and is going to end shortly.

I hadn't reached my goal of 1,000 shields earlier, but now I have. N-Day doesn't happen every day, you know! We have to make it count.

I guess... Just don't become overly tired the next day...

It would seem that the person I lined up to cover me while I slept didn't do their job... I will resume commands momentarily. Is there anyone here actively participating in N-day?