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Imagine you are a spider working day in and day out. You are building a massive structure made of a material stronger than steel. Your web is so big it is gigantic compared to you. Never mind the fact it's all coming from what's essentially the spider's butt. All that, each and every day all just so they can get a meal...Man! Can spiders ever catch a break?
Yansu, Somewhere on this earth, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
The web catches food for them its a win-win situation.
Proctethia and Berlandes
Of course you aren't, they're used for speed. A(somehow classified as) Elder Dragon of lightning, their lightning is collected and discharged at certain times of the day.
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
It's a pun. The punchline was "Man! Can spider ever catch a break?" Because spiders catch things in their webs.
I should be a comedian.
Yansu, Lily pad nation, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
Day 267, The SARS virus has been eradicated. Lots of people are lining up in the streets to get their shots and become immune just in case it comes back.
The SARS virus has killed approx. 10,378 people and has injured 5,321 people. The injured people's lungs are messed up so bad that they have to use ancient polio machines so they don't die of lung failure. Morale has been boosted but the scar will still remain. The government will now take seriously any virus/bacterial infection that happens in the country of The equestrian isles.
End of the outbreak of SARS.
Who liked it?
Lily pad nation and Proctethia
Somewhere on this earth, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherBerlandes
I don’t see why they wouldn’t, they can find so many vacation spots on the web.
I noticed, I’m so happy!
Yansu, Somewhere on this earth, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Berlandes
Soon, this order of pun lovers will encompass all of TSP.
Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Berlandes
;c
The chicken's friend turned into a chicken nugget.
guess what the friend said?
dagnugget
Yansu, The Filippinas, and Proctethia
Post by The sars virus suppressed by 
Aumeltopia.
not funny?
That was a great pun.
Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
I smiled at it too
Lily pad nation and Proctethia
Triple posting is not allowed
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
ok? sorry.
First, no tripleposting. Double posting, fine, but no triple. Second, good one.
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
A man was walking through a blizzard once and decided to go to the bar to warm up. He then stood in the corner, why?
Because the corner was 90 degrees!
Yansu, Apabeossie, Lily pad nation, The Filippinas, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
A platypus and a duck had a baby guess what the baby looked like?
A duck-billed platypus.
Yansu, Proctethia, and Esinesia
Puns. Puns everywhere.
Thanks Steamy. I appreciate it, I really do. You have brighten up my day. :D
The Solar System Scope, Aumeltopia, Yansu, Lily pad nation, and 3 othersFihami, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
We need more than everywhere!
The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
Hmm...
*hugs via the RMB to stay safe*
The Solar System Scope, The Filippinas, and Steampunk engineers
Is it still triple posting if its different nations but one owner ???
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
Probably not, but conversations with yourself utilising different puppets is frowned on by the mods.
Bear connors paradiso, Delthorensdale, Siyania, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
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