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Wait a minute.
I just realised that the TSP RMB hit 21,000.
Congrats Nakarisaune!

*extends her tentacles over the RMB*

Auphelia, the Mother of mercies,
through the death and eternal torture of her enemies
has subsumed the world to herself
and sent the murderous hordes among us
for the perpetuation of sins;
through the ministry of Volaworand
may Auphelia give you pardon and peace,
and I absolve you from your fashion crimes,
in the name of the Auphelia, and of the Puddles,
and of the Not auphelia.
Praise be unto her.

*waves sage around the dead body of the RMB to ward off evil spirits or whatever it is Drystar said sage was for*

Poleande wrote:

Wait a minute.
I just realised that the TSP RMB hit 21,000.
Congrats [nation]Nakarisaune[nation]!

I missed it. Yay for the post!

Briteannia wrote:

I have a question. What is influence and how do I get it higher?

Sorry for not replying sooner.

Auphelia wrote:

And here's where inexperience comes in. No matter how comfortable, a change in the surrounding sound and temperature could have awaken the fox. Instead, a horse tranquilliser should have been utilised and jabbed right in the subject's body, using a pillow to prevent any screams of pain alerting others in adjacent rooms before they are rendered fully unconscious.

Like so . . .

*swiftly stalks into the room, simultaneously stabbing the fox in the hindquarter with a horse tranquiliser and smothering their face with a pillow for several seconds*

Now, notice how I didn't put the pillow on first. You see, the lack of air for that brief moment could have caused the subject to stir and perhaps flail, making any needle injections much more messy.

For this, I will rate Contestant #2's performance . . . a 7 out of 10.

However, this procedure also has multiple problems. I shall describe them below.
First, a gradual change in temperature would not have affected the fox. In fact, an uncomfortably high temperature could have made him more sensitive to waking up. However, changing the thermostat would not be advised because the resultant change in temperature over the amount of time between the changing of the thermostat and the completion of the act would be negligible. Of greater note would be that the act could have switched a fan on or off, and the change in sound could have awakened the fox.
Second, the use of a pillow in this situation is never a good idea. In order to ensure proper timing, it is necessary to quickly apply the pillow onto the fox's face, effectively whacking the fox with the pillow. However, this would not only wake the fox up but also generate a whacking sound that could alert others. Had the pillow been gently applied shortly beforehand, the few seconds of a lack of oxygen would not have been noticed because the length of a typical breath cycle in the pre-REM stages of sleep is between 4 and 6 seconds. A better way of muffling any cries would have been to cover the fox's mouth with a bandana. In this case, it would be important to move the bandana to over the fox's mouth from below in order to prevent it from touching the fox's whiskers. Do not tighten the bandana until one is ready to proceed with tranquilization.
Third, the sensation of a sharp syringe needle being jabbed into the fox would have surely awakened the fox, causing him to lash out with his claws before the tranquilizer took effect. This is unavoidable, but in order to prevent oneself from being injured by the fox, one should not have held the needle while jabbing it into the fox but instead fired it from a tranquilizer gun from a few steps away as soon as possible after tightening the bandana. The ideally one to two seconds between tightening the bandana and shooting the tranquilizer gun are of no concern because the fox would have been confused and awoken slowly. Also, the use of a horse tranquilizer on a fox would have prevented the fox from waking up, which would have prevented the fox from being shocked at being pink when he would have woken up and also incurred Si-topia's wrath. With that note, *I get out another syringe with the antidote, insert the antidote into The Solar System Scope's bloodstream, administer 99% oxygen with 1% carbon dioxide in order to stimulate increased breathing. After realizing that he still is not breathing, I retrieve the Reviv-o-matic and use it on The Solar System Scope.*
For killing the subject, I give Auphelia a 0 out of 10. Were it not for this egregious error, she would have received a 9 out of 10.

Techolandia wrote:

However, this procedure also has multiple problems. I shall describe them below.
First, a gradual change in temperature would not have affected the fox. In fact, an uncomfortably high temperature could have made him more sensitive to waking up. However, changing the thermostat would not be advised because the resultant change in temperature over the amount of time between the changing of the thermostat and the completion of the act would be negligible. Of greater note would be that the act could have switched a fan on or off, and the change in sound could have awakened the fox.
Second, the use of a pillow in this situation is never a good idea. In order to ensure proper timing, it is necessary to quickly apply the pillow onto the fox's face, effectively whacking the fox with the pillow. However, this would not only wake the fox up but also generate a whacking sound that could alert others. Had the pillow been gently applied shortly beforehand, the few seconds of a lack of oxygen would not have been noticed because the length of a typical breath cycle in the pre-REM stages of sleep is between 4 and 6 seconds. A better way of muffling any cries would have been to cover the fox's mouth with a bandana. In this case, it would be important to move the bandana to over the fox's mouth from below in order to prevent it from touching the fox's whiskers. Do not tighten the bandana until one is ready to proceed with tranquilization.
Third, the sensation of a sharp syringe needle being jabbed into the fox would have surely awakened the fox, causing him to lash out with his claws before the tranquilizer took effect. This is unavoidable, but in order to prevent oneself from being injured by the fox, one should not have held the needle while jabbing it into the fox but instead fired it from a tranquilizer gun from a few steps away as soon as possible after tightening the bandana. The ideally one to two seconds between tightening the bandana and shooting the tranquilizer gun are of no concern because the fox would have been confused and awoken slowly. Also, the use of a horse tranquilizer on a fox would have prevented the fox from waking up, which would have prevented the fox from being shocked at being pink when he would have woken up and also incurred Si-topia's wrath. With that note, *I get out another syringe with the antidote, insert the antidote into The Solar System Scope's bloodstream, administer 99% oxygen with 1% carbon dioxide in order to stimulate increased breathing. After realizing that he still is not breathing, I retrieve the Reviv-o-matic and use it on The Solar System Scope.*
For killing the subject, I give Auphelia a 0 out of 10. Were it not for this egregious error, she would have received a 9 out of 10.

This would take you at least 30 minutes to write. Epic!

Imperial german commonwealth wrote:

I have returned

I summon Lily pad nation and Aumeltopia

I refuse my summons

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:

tl;dr: Dont give a fox horse tranqs unless you want him to never awaken. Same thing with humans, sedatives can stop all nerve interactions, which you need your brain to tell your heart to beat and lungs to breath.

However, knowing Auphelia, that might have been her intention.

Authrantica wrote:

Tere TSP!

Ooh, Estonian! Somenation said that too.

Have any of you tried doing <html> tag?

Auphelia wrote:

I'm terribly sorry, darling, but I'm going to have to remand you into the custody of the TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium for the duration, then.

You don't choose the medical experiment, the medical experiment chooses you.

Now what do you know about tuberculosis?

It’s a cancer. Probably, well, at least pejoratively.

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Psst! Over here! I recommend the SPIT!