The Tea Lover State of Orlandya is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Akatashi Korivami with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.141 billion Orlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orloev. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Orlands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 296,024 Orlands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Orlandian airwaves, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlandya's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orlandya is ranked 4,732^nd in the world and 4^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,547.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.