The Federation of Vaushite Commune is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by numerous regional workers councils with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.042 billion Vaush Sucks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kropotkin. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaush Sucksian economy, worth 756 trillion non-existents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 149,989 non-existents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kropotkin, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, interest in globalism never flags, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Vaushite Commune's national animal is the Arthur Morgan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vaushite Commune is ranked 7,938^th in the world and 35^th in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 124.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.