The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.694 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,020 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Konstantina Sotiropoulou has more friends than ever before, childhood friends of Konstantina Sotiropoulou are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 11,392^nd in the world and 342^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 60.59 flags saluted per person per day.