The Revolutionary Imperium of Claibornia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Steven von Habsburg-Zunich with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.974 billion Claibornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novum Aurelianensis. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Claibornian economy, worth 227 trillion Claibornian Marcs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,488 Claibornian Marcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Claibornia's national animal is the Haynesville Butterfly, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Gaian Catholicism.

Claibornia is ranked 277,185^th in the world and 296^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 6.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.