The Geosocialist Federation of Enricia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Norman Lamb with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.885 billion Enricians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enrician economy, worth 957 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,570 Geos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sex-ed is child's play, t-shirts displaying a photo of Norman Lamb performing the Full-Monty are selling out, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime is relatively low. Enricia's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Orange Book.

Enricia is ranked 195,070^th in the world and 253^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 45.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.