The Dakzrimaco Inepram of Vladyslak is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Dakzrinepramøz Jann Valiask I with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 908 million Vladyslak are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skasczygrad. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vladyslakian economy, worth 106 trillion ligsks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,101 ligsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladyslak's national animal is the scikt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vladyslak is ranked 206,193^rd in the world and 262^nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 36.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.