The Join Lily of 69th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums. The hard-working population of 11.967 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 566 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,345 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in 69th Catgirl Division are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 69th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

69th Catgirl Division is ranked 99,051^st in the world and 2,234^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 83.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.