The                              of 90013 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.773 billion 90013ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 90013ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,855 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,851 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and 90013ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90013's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90013 is ranked 80,558^th in the world and 2^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,621.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.