The Disputed Territories of Absolute communism241 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.602 billion Absolute communism241ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism241ian economy, worth 779 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,296 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism241's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism241 is ranked 8,076th in the world and 619th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 92,605.27 Standard Monetary Units.
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- : Absolute communism241 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism241, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
