Population | 4.602 billion |
Currency | Denero |
Animal | Lion |
The United States of Absolute communism243 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.602 billion Absolute communism243ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism243ian economy, worth 751 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,350 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Absolute communism243 City Natural History Museum, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism243's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism243 is ranked 106,756th in the world and 4,655th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,083.49 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism243 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Absolute communism243 City Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism243, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Absolute communism243's radio stations.