The Federal Republic of ADBE is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.451 billion ADBEians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The ADBEian economy, worth 303 trillion ADBE Shareses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,747 ADBE Shareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ADBE's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ADBE is ranked 124,185^th in the world and 7^th in NYSE for Safest, scoring 73.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.