The Jenilovian Ecclesiae of Aethyrcadia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Protectresses with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.35 billion Aethyrcadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sai Epionë. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aethyrcadian economy, worth 242 trillion cuddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,660 cuddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionaries have tripled in size listing alternative spellings, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, the World Jenilovian Ecclesiae Games have been won again by Aethyrcadia as no other country cares enough to compete, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aethyrcadia's national animal is the vixenfolk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinbutsu Aristasianism.

Aethyrcadia is ranked 24,678^th in the world and 67^th in Wintreath for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.