by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 855thMost Influential: 2,330th
The Absolute State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Memelord Jugemu Jugemu
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.459 billion

CapitalKansai Dorifto
LeaderMemelord Jugemu Jugemu

Animalsakura fish

The Absolute State of Aingard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Memelord Jugemu Jugemu with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.459 billion Aingardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth 314 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,715 ainzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 144,327th in the world and 6,897th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 855thTop
Most Influential: 2,330thRudest Citizens: 4,718thLargest Retail Industry: 4,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,541stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,778thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,695thTop
Most Cultured: 12,162ndMost Inclusive: 13,284thMost Efficient Economies: 13,360thSmartest Citizens: 14,834thMost Developed: 15,694thLargest Black Market: 17,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,425th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 239th in the regionRudest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 260th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 272nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 400th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 560th in the regionMost Cultured: 581st in the regionLargest Black Market: 602nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 663rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 742nd in the regionMost Influential: 757th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 779th in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 850th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 908th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aingard published "I. CAN'T. STOP. THE. MEME." (Factbook: Trivia).
  • : Aingard changed its national leader to "Memelord Jugemu Jugemu" and its motto to "I. CAN'T. STOP. THE. MEME.".
  • : Aingard published "About Puppet States" (Factbook: International).
  • : Aingard published "Favourite Movie as selected by the populace" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Aingard published "Top 10 Anime Ever as selected by the populace" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Following new legislation in Aingard, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Aingard, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off.
  • : Following new legislation in Aingard, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Aingard, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Aingard was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » The Rhein States, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Clan Spaniel, Pazair, Ihese, Omnistria, Orado, The United Capital of Adam, Nistriabar, Varola, Yokciq Empire, Valentine Z, Great Bights Mum, Loli County, Kulgatha, New Octicarg, Seenvorland, Sundred, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Palgo, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Votak Matim, Shibutani, Castle Federation, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Noahs Second Country, Newpromisedland, Crader, Loutsland, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Unsophisticate, Abject Ludicrosity, The Endless Eventide, Zumlandia, The Stratosphere Islands, Xagill, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Unshleepd, and 154 others.Napnomadia, Selfgradatude, Irishvan, Dreadton, Serendipita Martia, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Woodsend, Malta Comino Gozo, SORT, Nisastria, Praeceps, Britain v3, Fendlium, Xentherida, Conservative State of Poland, Ravendi, Kadarra, Siwale, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Westinor, Ereena, Wineclaw, Wilkshire, KhalChicken, Antiyard, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Hyphen, Freyford, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, The Empire of the Federation, Sunto, Free Nation of Hong Kong, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, The Most Freedom Ever, Daiz, Xyrron, Aeolist, Wit Noreis, Ver Testua, Zecit, The New Communist Republic Of States, Maott, U S Eh, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Terra Aquilon, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Mon Civia, Kranostav, Fizban, Joodey, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Khoik, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sil Dorsett, Astronomical, Solimun, Wolvenland, Prydania, Runeda, Beasluxia, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, A Ordem do Caos, Navsland, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Avastate, Nationeer, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Tachycardia, Saperisole, Glurponia, Iztocna Slavija, Zzozona, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Hoglands, Plutayah, Werchegia, Veast, Former English Colony, Gautania, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Yalkan, Solcius, The Calabash Protectorate, Cowbridge, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Arbor Marshes, Brucklania, Eschatosia, Old Yellow Bricks, Fayyayid, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Eywaan, Ihsan, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Damsmel, New Jamgra, The New Cordian Empire, Animu Place, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Eara Forp, Energi Empire, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Kragsgale, Marinxa, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Neu-Galicia, Simone Republic, Pokemanland, Palisede, Sarekono, Innocentic, Lionia, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Erubetia, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Principia Mathematica, Delageon, Ultra777, Pigeonstan, Andexia, Frahnkzaden, Moubarakistan, Dangine, Karakalpak Republic, and Heilhum Imperius.

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