by Max Barry

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The Citizens' Pact of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Dimittite Eam ut Vadat
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Akerlund

Population9.786 billion

CapitalLöwental
LeaderFirst Minister Konrad Patzig
FaithNew Avalon Catholic Church

Currencyeuromark
Animallion

The Citizens' Pact of Akerlund is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Minister Konrad Patzig with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.786 billion Akerlunders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Löwental. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Akerlundish economy, worth 552 trillion euromarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,478 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Akerlundish Liberator", you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akerlund's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Akerlund is ranked 255,944th in the world and 15th in Norway for Most Stationary, with 16.52855192172 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Akerlund relocated from The Hole To Hide In to Norway.
  • : Akerlund lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Akerlund relocated from Norway to The Hole To Hide In.
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Akerlundish Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Akerlund changed its national currency to "euromark".
  • : Following new legislation in Akerlund, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.

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