The Palabra española of Alguna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by maestro de español with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.732 billion hispanohablantes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of clase de español. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving hispanohablante economy, worth 190 trillion letras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 69,655 letras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,059 per year while the poor average 13,731, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alguna's national animal is the palabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is aprendir español.

Alguna is ranked 191,736^th in the world and 246^th in Nova Libertatia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 895.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.