The Holy Empire of Aloxia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Evelyn Fahnaed II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 8.273 billion Aloxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Ashbourne. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aloxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Xiores a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,133 Xiores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloxia's national animal is the Aloxian Drägön, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aloxia is ranked 12,376^th in the world and 719^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 147.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.