The State of Alpha Conde is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.13 billion Alpha Condeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alpha Condean economy, worth 717 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,453 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is well under control. Alpha Conde's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alpha Conde is ranked 106,963^rd in the world and 2^nd in Orient for Safest, scoring 80.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.