The United Worker States of Alsyteon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Hua Daojung with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.282 billion Alsyenese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renxin. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The very strong Alsyteonian economy, worth 99.7 trillion Alsovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,784 Alsovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsyteon's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alsyteon is ranked 231,621^st in the world and 35^th in Trica for Largest Populations, with 1.28 billion capita.