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Altmoras

Population14.461 billion

CapitalAltmora
LeaderImperator Daniel Storm
FaithAtheism

CurrencyUnified Altmoran Credit
AnimalWolf

The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Daniel Storm with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.461 billion Altmorans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altmora. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altmoran economy, worth a remarkable 4,256 trillion Unified Altmoran Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,336 Unified Altmoran Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is totally unknown. Altmoras's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Altmoras is ranked 120,676th in the world and 32nd in Hell for Most Armed, with 0.32 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 264thMost Secular: 325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,082ndSmartest Citizens: 1,485thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,582ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,657thMost Developed: 1,663rdRudest Citizens: 1,717thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,941stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,175thHighest Average Incomes: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,307thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,555thHighest Economic Output: 2,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,099thMost Efficient Economies: 3,361stLargest Retail Industry: 4,597thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,053rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,379thMost Inclusive: 6,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,705thLargest Governments: 7,471stMost Influential: 10,884thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,795thSafest: 15,808thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,122ndLargest Populations: 17,747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,292ndHighest Drug Use: 19,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,648th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Altmoras lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, it's no longer mandatory for armless amputees to own ironic side-arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, Imperator Daniel Storm's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.

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