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Most Conservative: 13,138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,267thLargest Black Market: 15,497th
The In survice of Mercy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Angels of Panic

Population11.056 billion

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Animalparrot

The In survice of Mercy of Angels of Panic is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.056 billion Angels of Panicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angels of Panician economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,199 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great the Rejected Realms War costs almost as much as the war itself, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, students cut up leftover marks during Arts and Crafts, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angels of Panic's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Angels of Panic is ranked 42,446th in the world and 344th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 61,633.59 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Conservative: 13,138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,267thLargest Black Market: 15,497thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,454thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,789thMost Authoritarian: 23,789thMost Developed: 24,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,075thHighest Economic Output: 26,891stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,273rdBest Weather: 31,029th
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Largest Black Market: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 179th in the regionMost Patriotic: 218th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionMost Developed: 238th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angels of Panic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Angels of Panic's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Angels of Panic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of Panic, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of Panic, students cut up leftover marks during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of Panic, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of Panic, commemoration of the Great the Rejected Realms War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of Panic, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Angels of Panic's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Angels of Panic's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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