The People's Republic of Angilstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Anton with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.712 billion Angilstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angilia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angilstanian economy, worth 514 trillion folklars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 138,656 folklars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, it turns out that trees grow on folklars, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angilstan's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Angilstan is ranked 304,820^th in the world and 700^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.