The People's Sanctuary of Prplia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vøryður Ara'kah Fidr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.961 billion Prpliæ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Týndir Hylgedómir. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prplai economy, worth 578 trillion Krønrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,995 Krønrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Ræðrball fields. Crime is totally unknown. Prplia's national animal is the Ræðr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Anjóþekja Animism.

Prplia is ranked 6,946^th in the world and 128^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,981.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.