Population | 11.338 billion |
Capital | Gornar |
Leader | Xrathis |
Faith | S'Yahazah |
Currency | krona |
Animal | hatchlings |
The Saurian Aliens of Arena of Gorn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xrathis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.338 billion Gorns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Arena of Gornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,558 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,639 per year while the poor average 22,290, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.
The entire entry for Arena of Gorn in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Arena of Gorn has found 6 easter eggs), and faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arena of Gorn's national animal is the hatchlings, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is S'Yahazah.
Arena of Gorn is ranked 220,716th in the world and 101st in Federation of Martian Colonies for Safest, scoring 29.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Arena of Gorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
- : Arena of Gorn's influence in Federation of Martian Colonies fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Arena of Gorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Arena of Gorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Arena of Gorn, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Arena of Gorn, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Arena of Gorn has found 6 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Arena of Gorn, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Arena of Gorn was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Arena of Gorn, the entire entry for Arena of Gorn in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Arena of Gorn, going on a diet invalidates your passport.