The Crowned Kingdom of Arkilandic is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Fredrić Chapin-Trout with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 7.628 billion Arkilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockhwinn. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arkilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Arkilian Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,695 Arkilian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The recycled air in planes is nauseating, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkilandic's national animal is the The Black Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Arkilandic is ranked 40,927^th in the world and 22^nd in Wintreath for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,368.24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.