Population | 4.8 billion |
Capital | Asertia |
Leader | Grand Duke Maurice III |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | asrullia |
Animal | bat |
The Holy Gold Grand Duchy of Aserlandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Maurice III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.8 billion Asers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asertia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Aserian economy, worth 925 trillion asrullias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,846 asrullias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aserlandia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Aserlandia is ranked 2,448th in the world and 3rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Nicest Citizens, with 67.08 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aserlandia lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Aserlandia endorsed The Empire of Jaypolis.
- : Aserlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
- : Aserlandia lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Aserlandia, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Aserlandia endorsed The Empire of Jittleyang.
- : Aserlandia lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Aserlandia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Aserlandia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Aserlandia lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » New Zora, Socialist Xlyvania, Hasaeng, ErusiaErasia, Gothlandia, Moribundustan, Skiles, The Holy See of Ampur, Dremavia, Ribonia, Wangwei Reorganized National Government, China Beiyang Goverment, NewMalayan, Republic Of Turmis, Dear Old Uncle Sam, Of the StevenBorgs, Girolamo, Ophineia, 3 Dimensions, Phosphia, Rozazalia, Artozkia, Yetrasia, Miternow, Langkasuka, The State of the Dominion, Thauria, Hekp, and Altazaro.