The District of Auld Dun Eideann is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.36 billion Auld Dun Eideannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Auld Dun Eideannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,478 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auld Dun Eideann's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Auld Dun Eideann is ranked 139,533^rd in the world and 120^th in State for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,838.2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.