The Kaisertum of Austrin is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.99 billion Austrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,074 Denars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the Great Austrinian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrin's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Golic.

Austrin is ranked 18,147^th in the world and 10^th in Union of Christian Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,074.37 Standard Monetary Units.