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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 752ndMost Influential: 1,172ndSafest: 6,445th
The Sadly Not Average Nation of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Be an average Joe. (at least try)
John Smith
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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AverageJoevlania

Population3.426 billion

CapitalNormalville
LeaderJohn Smith
FaithAveragia

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsinionn's Jellyfish

The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.426 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 204 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,733 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, artists are pillars of society, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 220,396th in the world and 8,314th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.

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Safest: 6,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,651stBest Weather: 8,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,034thMost Pacifist: 11,244thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,661stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,833rdNicest Citizens: 13,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,926thMost Inclusive: 14,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,994thLowest Crime Rates: 20,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,910th
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Safest: 373rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 520th in the regionMost Pacifist: 658th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 708th in the regionNicest Citizens: 728th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 758th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 825th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 832nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 838th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 877th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 916th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 924th in the region

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