by Max Barry

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The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Be an average Joe.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population968 million


CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalBlack-Footed Ferret

The Federation of Averagejoevlania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 968 million Averagejoevlanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Averagejoevlanian economy, worth 38.2 trillion Joe coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,462 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and Leader has just been declared ruler of Averagejoevlania in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Averagejoevlania's national animal is the Black-Footed Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Averagejoevlania is ranked 111,672nd in the world and 5,753rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 49.9 on the Human Development Index.

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