The Well you are of Awful Proud is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.385 billion Awful Proudians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Awful Proudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion unbans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,614 unbans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many working fathers have never seen their children, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awful Proud's national animal is the Neo is best girl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awful Proud is ranked 102,083^rd in the world and 5^th in The Monarchy alliance for Most Developed, scoring 60.96 on the Human Development Index.