The Holy Empire of Azteca-Comancheria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Huehtlatoani Axayacotl III with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.712 billion Tlacacoyotls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico-Tenochtitlan. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Azteca-Comancherian economy, worth 197 trillion Gold nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 115,392 Gold nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azteca-Comancheria's national animal is the Mexican Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mexicayotl and Other Indigenous Faiths.

Azteca-Comancheria is ranked 282,307^th in the world and 18^th in Banfield for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.