The Grand Republic of Monkingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Gubs with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 3.13 billion Monkingdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Brunes. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkingdomian economy, worth 459 trillion Geulds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,851 Geulds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkingdom's national animal is the Monkey and its national religion is NPCism.

Monkingdom is ranked 319,101^st in the world and 19^th in Banfield for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.