The Republic of Back Street Kids is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 7.854 billion Back Street Kidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Back Street Kidsian economy, worth 330 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 42,124 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Back Street Kids's national animal is the horse.

Back Street Kids is ranked 202,453^rd in the world and 3,453^rd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.