The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XLV is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, devout population of 5.064 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XLVians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The powerhouse Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XLVian economy, worth 365 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,217 Prickly Pears, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XLV's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XLV is ranked 176,566^th in the world and 10^th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Fattest Citizens, with 9.68 Obesity Rate.