The Broda of Barney Stinson- is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 19.211 billion Barney Stinson-ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Barney Stinson-ian economy, worth 412 trillion Suits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,470 Suits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is voluntary, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barney Stinson-'s national animal is the Barney Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Barney Stinson- is ranked 111,486^th in the world and 39^th in Hippy Haven for Most Beautiful Environments, with 550.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.