The Holy Empire of Barrog is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 3.716 billion Barrogians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The Barrogian economy, worth 192 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 51,828 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barrog's national animal is the squirrel.

Barrog is ranked 177,279^th in the world and 5^th in Abandoned Branch for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.