The Holy Empire of Bavrakia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Immortal Empress Amerish with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.999 billion Bavrakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schöner Adler. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bavrakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion Doves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,390 Doves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Bavrakian flag can be displayed, prisons in Bavrakia are the summer homes of murderers, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and naughty nobles are locked away in gleaming towers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavrakia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maternal Catholicism.

Bavrakia is ranked 7,409^th in the world and 9^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.