The United Commonwealths of Bayfront is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Parker Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.248 billion Bayfrontites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stefensted. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bayfrontite economy, worth 227 trillion Baybits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,982 Baybits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bayfrontite scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, interest in globalism never flags, Parker Johnson has promised 'power to the puppies', and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayfront's national animal is the Firecrest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayfront is ranked 282,613^th in the world and 555^th in Aeternum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.