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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 320thHighest Crime Rates: 346thMost Armed: 386th
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Tinhampton

Population17.46 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.46 billion Tinhamptonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,217 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,831 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 485th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Fattest Citizens, with 83.4 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 320thHighest Crime Rates: 346thMost Armed: 386thRudest Citizens: 446thFattest Citizens: 485thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 519thMost Avoided: 578thHighest Disposable Incomes: 694thMost Rebellious Youth: 782ndLargest Retail Industry: 963rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 967thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,049thHighest Drug Use: 1,177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,467thMost Efficient Economies: 1,573rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,983rdTop
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Most Cultured: 3,135thHighest Economic Output: 3,252ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,300thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,070thLargest Mining Sector: 4,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,314thMost Influential: 4,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,104thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,029thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,271stSmartest Citizens: 6,980thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,345thMost Inclusive: 9,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,044thLargest Black Market: 10,611thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,494thNudest: 18,243rdLargest Governments: 21,182ndMost Secular: 21,393rdLargest Populations: 22,649thHighest Food Quality: 25,720thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 30,106th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the region

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