by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 137thHighest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 263rd
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population10 billion

LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM


The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,929 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 292,961 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 5,036th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Highest Economic Output, with 2,929 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 137thHighest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 263rdMost Armed: 278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 307thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 356thFattest Citizens: 371stMost Avoided: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 482ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 735thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 823rdMost Efficient Economies: 893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 923rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 936thHighest Drug Use: 1,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,796thHighest Average Incomes: 2,247thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,405thMost Cultured: 2,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,601stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,837thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,638thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,710thHighest Economic Output: 5,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,741stSmartest Citizens: 7,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,782ndMost Inclusive: 8,459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,081stNudest: 9,721stTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,106thMost Politically Free: 15,334thLargest Governments: 16,692ndLargest Black Market: 18,316thMost Extreme: 20,721stMost Secular: 21,364th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the region

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