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Big Boyz

Population8.286 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi


The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.286 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,030 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 39,171st in the world and 1,833rd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 8.29 billion Capita.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 900thMost Valuable International Artwork: 974thMost Secular: 1,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,027thLowest Crime Rates: 1,131stBest Weather: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,766thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,942ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,212thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,531stLargest Black Market: 2,659thLargest Governments: 2,684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,776thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,908thMost Authoritarian: 4,127thMost Influential: 4,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,473rdMost Conservative: 5,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,094thHealthiest Citizens: 5,371stNudest: 7,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,097thSmartest Citizens: 9,228thHighest Economic Output: 9,378thMost Income Equality: 11,068thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,364thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,436thMost Developed: 16,638thMost Efficient Economies: 17,503rdMost Extreme: 18,320th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionMost Conservative: 142nd in the regionMost Extreme: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Income Equality: 241st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 309th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 448th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 694th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 758th in the region

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